Can They Actually Meld Together?

This is not my foot.

So, I had a dream last night that my feet swelled up so much that they melded together and became webbed feet. Thank goodness that can't really happen. Because if it could happen, I would be 3/4 of my way to quacking. Holy Moly. I never knew how big my poor feet could get. It is so ugly. Yesterday, one of the girls at work told me that a few of the girls were talking about bringing in a foot spa for me to use while I sit at my desk. She said that they feel bad about my feet. Now, that's embarrassing. If only they knew how fitting a tub of water might actually be if my dream came true! :O)